Ok. So I’m a five foot tall midget, with neon green hair, enough tattoos and piercings to frighten any small child. I’m thirty eight going on twenty, and I hold down a semi professional career running an alternative nightclub in town. With enough health problems to sink a battleship I stand out like a sore thumb in any surroundings, so that poses the question… How exactly did I get away with murder?… More than once.
